I was gonna be a model…

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I was going to be a model
But then my thighs got thick
I went back to Premier
And they said ‘You’re too BIG’
But I’m a perfect 10…
And sometimes an 8!
‘Your height is perfect,
And your face is great,
But sorry darling,
You need to lose weight.’
Lose weight? Lose WEIGHT???
Lose weight from where?
If I lost weight,
Iโ€™d disappear!
Besides…
I love my chicken,
And my cakes,
Modelling me?
NJ the next Kate?
What about chocolate
And yummy cheesecake?
Lose weight? Lose WEIGHT??!?!
Lose weight like how?
If I lost weight,
Iโ€™d vanish pow!
Nah man, ALLOW THAT!
Pass the cream,
I need some fat!
I was going to be a model,
But I’m more than an 8!
My thighs will stay thick,

And the catwalk will wait. ๐Ÿ˜‰

cheesecake

PS- The top photo is me on the catwalk at my first show aged 16

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About Naomi Jane
Not your average Jane

2 Responses to I was gonna be a model…

  1. Harlem Loves says:

    Did you write this? it’s amazing ๐Ÿ™‚

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